IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU – ★★★★☆

Wow! What a way to kick off (sorry) MIFF 2025! After last year’s Memoir of a Snail, I felt like we’d reached peak opening night for MIFF, especially given some of the previous picks. It’s wonderful to have another film that blew me away. To some extent, the less you know going into this the better, but I will say that the acting across the board was excellent, the visuals were great, and the ability to create tension was spot on, without overplaying any. The story is about a mother (Rose Byrne) who is trying to hold everything together; managing the repairs to their family’s apartment, taking care of a sick child, and doing her full time work. It’s taking its toll, and she’s beginning to fall apart. I loved the way it portrayed mental health issues. It would pair well with another favourite film of mine in the past few years (ignore the poor ratings): Alison Brie’s Horse Girl.

MIFF is back for another year. Hard to believe I’ve been doing this since 2005. Time flies… This is the list of films that caught my interest this year. I won’t be able to see them all, but if I had more time, this is what I’d try to watch:

  • APRIL
  • BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND, THE
  • BALTIMORONS, THE
  • BIRTHRIGHT
  • BLACK OX
  • BLUE MOON
  • BLUE TRAIL, THE
  • BRAND NEW LANDSCAPE
  • BUT ALSO JOHN CLARKE
  • CARELESS
  • CLOUD
  • DEAF
  • DJ AHMET
  • DREAMS (SEX, LOVE, DREAMS TRILOGY)
  • FAMILIAR TOUCH
  • FOLKTALES
  • FWENDS
  • GREETINGS FROM MARS
  • HAPPYEND
  • HEADS OR TAILS?
  • IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU
  • IMAGINE
  • IT ENDS
  • I SAW A KING
  • JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE
  • KYUKA: BEFORE SUMMER’S END
  • LATE SHIFT
  • LEGEND OF OCHI, THE
  • LEFT-HANDED GIRL
  • LIBRARIANS, THE
  • LOST CHAPTERS
  • LOVE (SEX, LOVE, DREAMS TRILOGY)
  • LOVE LETTERS
  • LOVE THAT REMAINS, THE
  • LUCKY LU
  • LURKER
  • MAGIC FARM
  • MARLEE MATLIN: NOT ALONE ANYMORE
  • MASTERMIND, THE
  • MIRRORS NO. 3
  • MY FATHER’S SHADOW
  • NEVER GET BUSTED!
  • NOUVELLE VAGUE
  • OMAHA
  • ONE MORE SHOT
  • ORWELL: 2+2 = 5
  • PASA FAHO
  • POET, A
  • PRESIDENT’S CAKE, THE
  • PRIME MINISTER
  • REBUILDING
  • REDUX REDUX
  • RENOIR
  • RESURRECTION
  • RIVALS OF AMZIAH KING, THE
  • SEX (SEX, LOVE, DREAMS TRILOGY)
  • SIGNORINELLA: LITTLE MISS
  • SORRY, BABY
  • SOUND OF FALLING
  • SPACE CADET
  • SPREADSHEET CHAMPIONS
  • SPLITSVILLE
  • TETES BRULEES
  • THINGS YOU KILL, THE
  • TO KILL A MONGOLIAN HORSE
  • TRAINS
  • TWIGGY
  • TWINLESS
  • URCHIN
  • VIDEOHEAVEN
  • WESTGATE
  • WHAT DOES THAT NATURE SAY TO YOU
  • WORKMATES
  • ZOMBUCHA!